theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

daeneryus:

religious views: daenerys targaryen

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

im slowly unlearning how to english

amateurinsider:

i abso-fucking-lutely refuse to believe this was an accident

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

tsotchke:

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

i hate this website

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god